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Skip navigation! In an effort to avoid the generic trap of saying, "hey," plenty of online daters have turned to clever pickup lines as an opening message to their matches. The thinking seems to go that if a simple message isn't going to get them a date or a hookupthen a well-crafted pun or cheesy joke will do the trick.

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Now it's time to write a kick-ass bio that describes how awesome you are! Although there's nothing inherently wrong with these sentences, you should avoid using them if possible, since so many other people have them on their profile. The good thing is, if you write a unique profile you'll immediately set yourself apart from others on the site and gain an advantage.

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Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me. Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it. Girls complain about guys using them for sex, but sex is awesome!

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You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach. All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool. Please use discretion when choosing your opener. Best of luck.

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Still, at the end of the day, how else are you suppose to find love? Best of luck with that. What if everyone's tombstone was just what was on their Tinder profile?

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That first exchange sets the tone for the rest of the relationship, so you should go beyond one-word openers and say something to give your date a laugh. A solid joke can help you get your conversation off on the right foot — or at least up your odds of getting a response. Note: Making a personalized joke is funny.

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Entertainment Internet. Tech News. Social Media. Being single and ready to mingle can be tough, hence the growing prevalence of fast and convenient online dating.

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